April 22 2014, 02:28 PM

PLEASE SEND HELP I AM SWOONING TOO HARD OVER that SAYUMI PICTURE

April 22 2014, 02:27 PM
cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

cuntysupreme:

we lost ellen 1 like = 1 prayer

April 22 2014, 02:25 PM
bluemoonrabbit:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bluemoonrabbit:

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

April 22 2014, 01:31 PM
cosimasgrin:

vanspoor:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shinjaninja:

imnotreallyahipster:

cheesymashedpotatoes:

or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…

Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.

These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.
We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen. 

Someone get tumblr user  shinjaninja a medal.

This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.
They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.
That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.Stay safe, ladies.

Imma add another tip:
Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.

cosimasgrin:

vanspoor:

lastchance-lastdance-girl:

shinjaninja:

imnotreallyahipster:

cheesymashedpotatoes:

or, you know, teach people not to rape other people…

Sadly, even if you teach people not to rape, they’ll do it anyway if they really want to, so these are still helpful in the event of rape, OR assault.

These self defense tips are not here to tell a person not to get raped, they are here to tell a person what to do in the event where someone is attempting to rape or assault them.


We do need to teach people not to rape, but we do not yet live in a world where rape and assault does not happen, and until we do, it’s important that we know how to protect ourselves in the event that it does happen. 

Someone get tumblr user  shinjaninja a medal.

This is something that some Navy SEALs taught girls in my gym class in high school. But there’s another rather effective (and kinda cool) tactic to use.

They used myself (A tall kid at the time, not very big but rather tall) and a rather skinny, tiny short girl for a demonstration. They had me grab the girl’s neck from behind—as pictured in the bottom left—and keep her in a tight headlock. Then the SEALs instructed the girl to drop to one knee and allow gravity to flip me over her shoulder onto my fucking head.

That’s right. No matter how small you might be, or how big and strong your attacker is, you can shift their center of gravity against them and flip them over shoulder with little to no effort on your part, allowing you time to land a blow and get the fuck out of there. And ever since then, I’ve taught my female friends that trick if time and circumstance ever allowed.

Stay safe, ladies.

Imma add another tip:

Pointer and middle finger right under the jaw and push up. Try it, it hurts like hell, and it will get them to lift their head up at which point you can kick or elbow loose.

April 22 2014, 01:28 PM
11 notes  •  Via: ibock

ibock:

VOICE (ft. USAGI DISCO) - Curumi Chronicle

April 22 2014, 01:27 PM

catallenas:

armisael:

please watch avril lavigne’s new video it is so much worse than you are imagining as you are reading this, it is so much worse than anyone could have ever guessed it would be

i’m 42 seconds in and

i don’t know i just i’m gonna go back to Girlfriend i think

April 22 2014, 12:51 PM

alimarko:

corazongirl:

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how diverse all the female body types are?

Up until recently it seemed like there was just a stock body shape for shows, and now I’m seeing so many different ones and it makes me happy. It’s just really lovely.

Adventure Time and Bravest Warriors both created by pen ward. Natasha Allegri is the creator of bee and puppycat, Rebecca Sugar is the creator of Steven Universe. Both have worked on Adventure Time as well.

take notes, pixar and disney

April 22 2014, 12:48 PM
petitepasserine:

Wahh oh my gosh I love these magical marble necklaces to bits. ; /// ; You can get this right here, at Spreepicky! If you’re going to order from Spreepicky, you can use the discount code ”petitepasserine” at checkout for 5% off orders over 50! ; 7 ; 

petitepasserine:

Wahh oh my gosh I love these magical marble necklaces to bits. ; /// ; You can get this right here, at Spreepicky! If you’re going to order from Spreepicky, you can use the discount code ”petitepasserine” at checkout for 5% off orders over 50! ; 7 ; 

April 22 2014, 12:00 PM
April 22 2014, 11:36 AM

I need the grand Budapest hotel soundtrack and also the American hustle soundtrack